7.23.2008


And another thing... Who in the hell even eats an English muffin without cutting it in half first? Do we really need the option of pre-cut or non pre-cut English muffins? My wife (and I believe the English muffin industry) calls the usually ones fork-split, so by extension the ones that cause rage when you accidentally grab them at the grocery store are non-fork-split. And they are the worst invention ever. Who out there is thinking, "Man, I'd really like an English muffin, but I wish there was a way I could injure myself at the same time." Because there is no way to cut an English muffin in half evenly and successfully without also cutting your hand. Thomas, of Thomas's English Muffins, if you're listening - fire the lazy sons of bitches on the non-fork-split manufacturing line, and get those muffins pre-cut. Or else.

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