I'm pretty sure that there's a Great Dental Conspiracy afoot. But I'm not entirely sure what it is.

Here are a few of the facts:

a) Dentists hate popcorn. It's true. When you get braces - it's "no gum or popcorn". Caps? No popcorn. I got a permanent retainer that holds my bottom teeth in place - no popcorn. What, I'm supposed to not eat popcorn again for the rest of my life? That's ridiculous. But wait - that's exactly what THEY want. They won't be happy until no one ever eats popcorn again. But why the vendetta? I have a few ideas about this. Maybe they don't want people to go to the movies. You can't go to the movies and not eat popcorn! But why do they want to stop Americans from seeing movies? Michael Moore hasn't released an anti-dentite movie yet. I mean, I haven't seen "Sicko", but I assume he mainly goes after real doctors, and isn't indicting the orthodontic community for its out-of-control pricing and slow service (I had braces for 4 years!). Is there some other reason for keeping people from going to the movies? Or maybe they're trying to destroy the corn farmers. I do recall corn-on-the-cob being a verboten food as well back in the braces days. But what do dentists have against corn farmers? Need more information on this.

b) Flouride. For some reason, they are trying to dope us up on flouride. Not everyone knows this, but in 1964, the government started flouridating our water supply across the country. And even fewer people know *this*, but a secret council of Elder Dentists was largely behind the push. If you don't believe that, why not go to the dentist sometime, and ask them how many gallons of flouride treatment they have on hand... and ask them how many people they could poison with that much flouride. The answer might surprise you! Also, check out this link about the dangers of water flouridation. Why are they doing this? Simple, to keep people at a low-level of flouride poisoning at all times, so that we are easier to control. But what are they trying to control us to do? Again, I need more information on this.

c) Flossing. I hate flossing. That is all.